mouse destroyed

mouse destroyed

YOKEL TOWN- Lodge E. Tech, 12, died unexpectedly Jan. 31, 2013 after a repetitious night of binge cut, copy, pasting and clicking. He was purchased in 2001 from Ice Computing and moved twice during his short lifetime. Lodge E. Tech burned the midnight oil and loved to delete enormous chunks of vital information in his younger days. Later in life; he collected dust bunnies and very slowly clicked and high-lighted his way around countless documents on his favorite worn out mouse pad. He is deeply missed by his fellow business partners: Microsoft keyboard, Windows Movie Maker, ME and Ahead Nero. Eye Low, the first was overcome with a fit of apoplexy while delivering his eulogy to his dear friend of six years. Survivors include: Lodge E. Tech mouse’s distant cousin; Lodge E. Tech Micro-Phone, longtime live-in roommate Acer mouse, and business companions HP Photosmart Plus, Vivitar digital camera, Jazz Camcorder, Samsung Android and (No-Name) Brand mouse. He was preceded in death by his long time business partner Acer computer and is survived by his life partner E-Machine. Lodge E. Tech mouse is remembered for the numerous recordings he helped create for the Edison Laboratory of West Orange, N.J. and fellow competitors Victor Talking Machine Company of Camden, N.J. In wake of the tragic news both defunct companies wish to express their condolences and send their deepest sympathies to Lodge E. Tech’s technological counterparts here in the twenty-first century.

Posted by antiquemystique on 2013-02-03 01:11:06

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